Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics are going nuts.
"Best game to come out of Northern Canada this year!" -EGM
"If you have complaints about this game, I don't wanna hear Nunavut!" -IGN
"Pork shoulder is on sale for $4.99/lb!" -IGA