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These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.


Grand Theft... wait, what?

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Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 04, 2016

What Are Pigs Made Of?

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Ever wonder what the key parts of your average pig are? Well, through research and science, I managed to chart the components of the average domestic pig, in convenient easy-to-see format.

Hopefull... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 02, 2016

Buttsex Hero!

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Buttsex hero! No, it's not a video game with a funny controller, but instead is a big-budget Hollywood production about a simple country boy who moves to Los Angeles to live out his dream of being an ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 29, 2016

Whistle? Fuck a whistle!

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Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.

That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 23, 2016

Girl Scout cookies

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So the total nutball "health" zealot known as the "Food Babe" has struck a blow against the time-tested indulgence known as Girl Scout cookies, filling the internet with deceit and paranoid delusions.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 22, 2016

Happy MLK Day, 2016

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It's MLKing Day. And while you enjoy yourself a nice tall, cool glass, you should consider watching this classic film about when the struggle for civil rights got serious and mothafuckas had to get bl... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 18, 2016

Have a glass of...

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'Tis the season to celebrate. I suggest pouring yourself a nice, tall glass of this stuff while you're watching all the movies they marathon on MLKing Day.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 15, 2016

VHS Library

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Found this when I was digging around a filthy box in a filthy place. A real testament to those completely not-derivative and bold concepts that comprised 1980s horror films. Time to fire up the VCR!
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Posted: Jan. 13, 2016

Minor Rebranding

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At some point, to increase revenue, all the well-known restaurant chains will add exotic dancers to their complement of products and services.

It's pretty much an eventuality, so here's a re-imagin... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 11, 2016

When Life Gives You...

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Sometimes, something happens which is so horrible, people can't help but make a film about it. Usually, these are grand mysteries, or fantastic crimes, but an overlooked 1982 slaughtering spree commit... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 07, 2016

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