Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.

Ok, I'm trying once again to make the most soulless, manipulative graphic possible, for the sheer sake of pulling traffic.
I'm not quite certain I've got the hang of it yet.
I think I somehow need to "go dumber."
Tags: clickbait, social media, ad