Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.
I really can't think of any better place to observe real life than the bathroom of a Waffle House.
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