Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.
Advertising is difficult. It's not all highballs and adultery like in that "Mad Men" show. It's selling creativity, which has to in turn sell products.
As a result, not all the slogans that advertisers come up with... well, some of them just aren't any good.