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Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.
Finding his magical sleigh down the street, he knows what he has to do, and this Christmas, tell the kids they're still getting a present, but "X GON' GIVE IT TO YA!"