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What's chappening?



Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 22, 2020



Nog! The Musical



It's a musical about the world's, like, 2nd or 3rd favorite holiday beverage. With such rousing numbers as "ask not for whom the egg nogs," and "nearer my nog to thee," this passionate off-off-off Bro...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 04, 2020



Don't Ask Santa!



Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 23, 2019



Sustainable Gifts



Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?

Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2018



St. Cracktricks Day



Like many other humans, I also shop at various places for various goods. Some of those places boggle my mind with their product offerings. This is one such instance of that happening.

It should be ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2018



Gift Ideas



Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017



Favorite Celebrations



In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017



Frosty wants to see



You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2017



Bottom 10 gift ideas



In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2017



Bux Cup



So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 21, 2017



Shit Grandmas Say...



Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2017



Shit Grandmas Say...



Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 17, 2017



The Santa Closet



Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 24, 2016



Holiday Shopping Drone



Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2015



Nazi or Nice



It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up!

You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched.

Will the gifts be delivered on time?

Will Santa be visiting em...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 02, 2015



DMX-mas



Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015









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