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Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe...(Click to see more)
It's a musical about the world's, like, 2nd or 3rd favorite holiday beverage. With such rousing numbers as "ask not for whom the egg nogs," and "nearer my nog to thee," this passionate off-off-off Bro...(Click to see more)
Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...(Click to see more)
Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values? Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th...(Click to see more)
Like many other humans, I also shop at various places for various goods. Some of those places boggle my mind with their product offerings. This is one such instance of that happening. It should be ...(Click to see more)
Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...(Click to see more)
In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days. ...(Click to see more)
You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...(Click to see more)
In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...(Click to see more)
So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...(Click to see more)
Ah, old people. They say some interesting shit. A lost of the time, it's the same shit, over and over. Ths makes it less interesting. However, there's nobody who doesn't enjoy self-prophecy of death c...(Click to see more)
Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...(Click to see more)
Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible. However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person. In this...(Click to see more)
It's 1944, and there's been a crazy Christmas mix-up! You see, Oskar Schindler and Santa Claus have gotten their lists switched. Will the gifts be delivered on time? Will Santa be visiting em...(Click to see more)
Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve. Finding his magical sleigh down the...(Click to see more)