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Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.
However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.
In this day and age of drones, I don't see why any sensible person should have to actually be exposed to that much humanity, and so I present the Shopping Drone.
Controlled with a simple interface from the comfort of your home, vehicle, or forward operating base, this drone makes holiday shopping a breeze.