Quote of the moment:
These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.

Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a waterskiing squirrel named "Twiggy."
Anyhow, looks like some good deals can be had.
Tags: deal, sale, circular, newspaper, ad, home depot, lowes