Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.
There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying degrees of effectiveness, too.
However, the effectiveness of the items in question is often overshadowed by the ridiculous names some of these things have. After much research, I present you with this: my personal top 10 worst names for sex toys.