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I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.
Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john.
Here's a list of the relative comfort factors of various places to take a dump "in the wild." I... (Click to see more)
Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and... (Click to see more)
It's a time of tumult and change. People are re-evaluating old institutions and trying to appease a crowd hungry for something new and progressive... and also hungry for pancakes!
Mainstay of the ... (Click to see more)
A fake cover I did for the people over at Saucetown Magazine who always appreciate a good indictment of the wine industry.... (Click to see more)
In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea... (Click to see more)
Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se... (Click to see more)
We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde... (Click to see more)
Okay, okay. This is real dumb, but hey, what can you do? I'm just trying to have a little fun here. Get off my back! ... (Click to see more)
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici... (Click to see more)
Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ... (Click to see more)