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Birthday Sauce!

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Do you like condiments?
Do you like vague, semi-numerological assertions based on your birthday?
Boy, do I ever have a chart for you!
All sorts of... sciences... were used to help construct this ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 13, 2020

View-Master: Internet Edition

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Remember those boxy orange View-Master toys? Where you'd have stereoscopic images of the great sights of the world, on discs with slides you'd advance by pushing down on a lever? Well, like a lot of o... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2020

Just Caws!

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When murder is in the air, and someone is framed for a crime he did not commit, it takes a special kind of attorney to seek the truth. Coming this Halloween, a talking crow must prove his client's inn... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 02, 2020

Worst-Named Sex Toys

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There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 16, 2020

Relative Toilet Comfort Levels

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Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john.

Here's a list of the relative comfort factors of various places to take a dump "in the wild." I... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 06, 2020

Instant Zoomer

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Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 06, 2020

Aunt Who?

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It's a time of tumult and change. People are re-evaluating old institutions and trying to appease a crowd hungry for something new and progressive... and also hungry for pancakes!

Mainstay of the ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 26, 2020

Wine! Magazine

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A fake cover I did for the people over at Saucetown Magazine who always appreciate a good indictment of the wine industry.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 15, 2020

Stallone IS Carbo!

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In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 22, 2020

Reality TV is BACK!

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Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 20, 2020

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