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Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.

It's that time of year again. Family gatherings still happen, and sometimes, the stress of being with family can drive a man to do heinous deeds. This Thanksgiving, you'll be dying to see what Uncle Carl is bringing to the table!
This is part of my work originally done for SauceTown Magazine.
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