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What's chappening?



Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 22, 2020



Nog! The Musical



It's a musical about the world's, like, 2nd or 3rd favorite holiday beverage. With such rousing numbers as "ask not for whom the egg nogs," and "nearer my nog to thee," this passionate off-off-off Bro...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 04, 2020



Shanksgiving!



It's that time of year again. Family gatherings still happen, and sometimes, the stress of being with family can drive a man to do heinous deeds. This Thanksgiving, you'll be dying to see what Uncle C...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2020



Sustainable Gifts



Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?

Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2018



Labor Day Fun!



What to do this Labor Day?
Read on and find out!...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 03, 2018



Frosty wants to see



You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2017



Bottom 10 gift ideas



In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2017



Bux Cup



So, Starbucks has finally figured out how to release a holiday cup which will not end in any controversy. They picked a design that cannot possibly offend anyone of any religious tradition at all. It'...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 21, 2017



Old Folks' Hole.



Most people love, or at least don't hate, their older relatives, be they grandparents, aunts, uncles, or whomever. Spending time with the older generation is a tradition, and many enjoy sharing storie...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 17, 2017









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