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Attention!


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For when you're just out of fucks to give... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 18, 2017



Choose Your Destiny


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I always loved those books where you get to pick the outcome. In this tale, someone made a shitty joke, and now everyone has to attend a mandatory seminar. Dodge the perils of the office as you attemp... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 17, 2017



Romance Novel #2


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Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 13, 2017



Ejaculo!


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This summer, a very special robot goes on a journey to make friends and learn about what it means to be alive... or... activated... or whatever. A touching film for the whole family.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 08, 2017



Horoscopes!


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You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2017



Huh, she what?


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Writing is hard work, and television writing especially so. There's an intense brainstorming process involved for most everything we see. I managed to find some notes from an old writing session, wher... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 01, 2017



Evil Life Tip #17


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A slightly evil life tip for how to score yourself a tropical vacation without paying your own money for it. Proceed at your own risk.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 25, 2017



Lobster Frap


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Not to be outdone by their success with the unicorn frappuccino®, Starbucks™ has decided to go for a double by releasing yet another flavored frap, and of course, it's only available for a limited ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 24, 2017



Urf Day 2017


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It's Urf Day once again, and I have some delightful and practical tips on how to do nice things for the ol' Urf. Yeah, you. Everyone can make a difference, if they just believe in themselves or some s... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 22, 2017



My first what now?


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Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 21, 2017



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