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A good source of protein.


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Indulge in decadence by getting yourself a box of these delightful treats. They're pure meat, dipped in pure milk chocolate, for a taste sensation that will have you robbing people at bus stations in ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 11, 2017



The bird!


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It seems to be a standby. Regardless of age, race, gender, or economic background, there's always that one person who thinks it's a good idea to flip off the camera. Unless your picture's being taken ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 08, 2017



Parenting Books


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Parenting is tough, and nobody wants to foster the growth of another generation of inept adult children. What to do? Well, a behavioral therapist has shared her advice in this new book. I can't put it... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 03, 2017



Jersey Prom Night...


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It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



American Grading


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Why is the American letter grading system so odd-seeming? Well, it actually makes perfect sense if you think about it for a little bit, so come, let's do just that. You will not be graded.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



They's A Comin'


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They are the US government's most insidious agriculture-based concern. Their shadowy presence reaches across the land and they act with impunity. So, you better eat your eggs. You better eat your eggs... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 22, 2017



Cartoon Life Lessons


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Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017



Supermarket Stereotypes


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I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2017



Coming soon to SYFY!


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In the spirit of rather zany disaster movies, comes the latest original offering from SYFY! Don't worry about the fact that we were forced to change our name and picked the dumbest thing anyone could ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 11, 2017



Semen Slang?


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What does your first name say about... what odd slang term you should use to describe semen? Well, check this handy chart and find out for yourself. A tad juvenile, I know, but bite me, it's fun.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 24, 2017



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