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So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 06, 2017



Some Drugs are BAD.


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Meth and heroin use and abuse have reached record levels over the last few years. During such times of public health crisis like this, it's refreshing to know that there's an alternative waiting for u... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 30, 2017



A Friend In Need...


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Sometimes, you gotta help out your friends, even if you don't really know what you're doing... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 28, 2017



Ayatollah You About This...


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Sometimes, fate an circumstance conspire to put incredibly unqualified people into high positions of power. Watch as a hapless Michael Cera becomes the sensation of a nation and decrees a fatwa of wac... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 19, 2017



Snoop in the Courtroom


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The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 12, 2017



Romantic Comedy...


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Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's a comedy about a couple whose marriage is in trouble, and the only way they can think to save it is by conquering the anal frontier! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bul... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 05, 2017



The Santa Closet


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Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 24, 2016



Ash vs. Oz


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Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2016



Hunter's Delight


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Hunters! Have you ever wanted to spice up your game before you even take it home? Well, now your can with KFC® FlavorFire™ shotshells. Each one contains the famous 11 secret herbs and spices, and p... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 30, 2016



Black Friday 2016


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It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2016



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