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Jersey Prom Night...


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It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



American Grading


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Why is the American letter grading system so odd-seeming? Well, it actually makes perfect sense if you think about it for a little bit, so come, let's do just that. You will not be graded.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2017



They's A Comin'


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They are the US government's most insidious agriculture-based concern. Their shadowy presence reaches across the land and they act with impunity. So, you better eat your eggs. You better eat your eggs... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 22, 2017



Cartoon Life Lessons


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Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2017



Supermarket Stereotypes


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I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2017



Coming soon to SYFY!


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In the spirit of rather zany disaster movies, comes the latest original offering from SYFY! Don't worry about the fact that we were forced to change our name and picked the dumbest thing anyone could ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 11, 2017



Semen Slang?


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What does your first name say about... what odd slang term you should use to describe semen? Well, check this handy chart and find out for yourself. A tad juvenile, I know, but bite me, it's fun.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 24, 2017



Guide to Internet BS


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No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 22, 2017



Today's Movies


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You ever watch a movie from the past and think to yourself "wow, they'd never let that fly these days?"
Well, so do I, and I've combined this with my love of charts. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 16, 2017



New from Galoob!


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Ever want to be see as the face of righteousness in a sea of oppression and tumult? Ever wish you didn't really have to do much of anything to get the high praise for being good? Well, never fear, it'... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 10, 2017



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