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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...


Ayatollah You About This...

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Sometimes, fate an circumstance conspire to put incredibly unqualified people into high positions of power. Watch as a hapless Michael Cera becomes the sensation of a nation and decrees a fatwa of wac... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 19, 2017

Snoop in the Courtroom

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The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 12, 2017

Romantic Comedy...

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's a comedy about a couple whose marriage is in trouble, and the only way they can think to save it is by conquering the anal frontier! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bul... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 05, 2017

The Santa Closet

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Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 24, 2016

Ash vs. Oz

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Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 15, 2016

Hunter's Delight

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Hunters! Have you ever wanted to spice up your game before you even take it home? Well, now your can with KFC® FlavorFire™ shotshells. Each one contains the famous 11 secret herbs and spices, and p... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 30, 2016

Black Friday 2016

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It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 24, 2016

Sick-Day Cocktails

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It's cold and flu season again. Nobody likes being sick, but with these pick-me-up cocktails, you can not only manage your symptoms, but also get your swerve on at the same time. So next time you get ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 16, 2016

Bad Housekeeping

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Are you a domestic person who delights in pretty much anything but being domestic? I think we have found the periodical for you.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 08, 2016

Who Done It

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Some songs have lyrics that are commonly confused for other things. The song "Baba O'Riley," by The Who, is not one of those songs. The song is often even referred to as "teenage wasteland," because "... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 02, 2016

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