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Ash vs. Oz

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Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 15, 2016

Hunter's Delight

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Hunters! Have you ever wanted to spice up your game before you even take it home? Well, now your can with KFC® FlavorFire™ shotshells. Each one contains the famous 11 secret herbs and spices, and p... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 30, 2016

Black Friday 2016

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It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 24, 2016

Sick-Day Cocktails

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It's cold and flu season again. Nobody likes being sick, but with these pick-me-up cocktails, you can not only manage your symptoms, but also get your swerve on at the same time. So next time you get ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 16, 2016

Bad Housekeeping

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Are you a domestic person who delights in pretty much anything but being domestic? I think we have found the periodical for you.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 08, 2016

Who Done It

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Some songs have lyrics that are commonly confused for other things. The song "Baba O'Riley," by The Who, is not one of those songs. The song is often even referred to as "teenage wasteland," because "... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 02, 2016

Corn Hubs®

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An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2016

Harambe - The Movie

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Coming soon to a theater near you, the touching story of a boy, an ape, their love, and the national tragedy that followed. I don't usually do memes, but when I do, well... here ya go.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 14, 2016

Kill Pickle!

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Out of the depths of the... cucumber patch... comes a story of such evil that it could only be reserved for the most brave of viewers. The savage story of a man gone too far. Tune in this Halloween fo... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 13, 2016

Chuck Norris is...

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Coming this fall, watch the adventure as a supernatural shape-shifting creature gets a job as a Texas Ranger, in... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 13, 2016

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