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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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Urf Day, Bitches!


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It's Urf Day again. So I got some handy-ass tips for you to consider when trying to make this Urf a better place. After all, this the only Urf we got, so you better pay attention. And remember: Urf Da... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 22, 2016



Classical Gas


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They certainly don't make movies like they used to. In this classic film, an artist with tremendous talent but terrible gas issues must cope with the rigors of trying to win a painting contest and bec... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 21, 2016



News Update #4


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When the Shat and Ferris Bueller get together, we know filmmaking history is going to be made for more than just the mentioned reasons. What a time to be alive.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 19, 2016



News Update #3


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Those nutty Japanese and their odd lust for whale meat have gotten themselves into trouble with the International Court of Justice again. I think this new ruling won't slow them down for long, knowing... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2016



News Update #2


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Following their success having the guy from Queen help them in their efforts to explore the cosmos, NASA and acclaimed rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd have teamed up for a lunar transport project. However, d... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 14, 2016



News Update!


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I'm taking a stab at that cutting-edge journalism stuff. There's so much the public needs to be aware of, that often slips through the cracks of the mainstream media.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 13, 2016



You CAN help...


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There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 01, 2016



Politics n' Shit


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So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2016



Guess the Plot


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There's a new game going around the 'net, where you briefly describe the plot of a movie you've never seen, based solely on what has shown up in passing.
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Posted: Mar. 27, 2016



Yearbook Predictions


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Kids these days have a wide range of futures open to them. A truly modern yearbook embraces trends, and has categories relevant to more likely futures than just the standard "likely to succeed" or "li... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 21, 2016



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