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News Update #3


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Those nutty Japanese and their odd lust for whale meat have gotten themselves into trouble with the International Court of Justice again. I think this new ruling won't slow them down for long, knowing... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2016



News Update #2


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Following their success having the guy from Queen help them in their efforts to explore the cosmos, NASA and acclaimed rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd have teamed up for a lunar transport project. However, d... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 14, 2016



News Update!


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I'm taking a stab at that cutting-edge journalism stuff. There's so much the public needs to be aware of, that often slips through the cracks of the mainstream media.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 13, 2016



You CAN help...


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There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 01, 2016



Politics n' Shit


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So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2016



Guess the Plot


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There's a new game going around the 'net, where you briefly describe the plot of a movie you've never seen, based solely on what has shown up in passing.
Here's my pick.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 27, 2016



Yearbook Predictions


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Kids these days have a wide range of futures open to them. A truly modern yearbook embraces trends, and has categories relevant to more likely futures than just the standard "likely to succeed" or "li... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 21, 2016



St. Patrick's Day Bingo


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It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 17, 2016



Psycho Couple Bingo


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We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2016



Participant Awards?


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We live in an age where kids get award pretty much just for showing up to school.
But why is the label so bland as to be "participant?"

Everyone has things about them that we can celebrate instea... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 12, 2016



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