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Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.



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More Oats N' Shit


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A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

Yum!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 18, 2015



Ho Ho Ho...


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...Merry Yeezmas!

That's right, Yeezy done it again, casting himself as everyone's favorite seasonal martyr.

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2015



Turbo toilet


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Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap VacĀ® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 13, 2015



Secret Nazi Singers?


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Did you ever suspect that maybe the pop song you heard on the radio a minute ago might have been influenced by HITLER?! Well, now I have a simple test to see if your favorite songs might be the produc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 09, 2015



Merry Tech-smas


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Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 07, 2015



I something my pet


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We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?

Well, I hav... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 05, 2015



Failed Superhero Comics


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Oh, boy. I like comic books. I think most people under 50 do. But sometimes, there's just a thing about the new entrants into the comic book superhero world that aren't well thought-out.

I think th... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 03, 2015



Little Golden Books


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We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015



Wager of Despair


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It's that time of year again. The time when shopping becomes a life-or-death competitive struggle, with varying results. Thrill and chill as your fellow man become ravenous beasts, hungry for merchand... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2015



Holiday Shopping Drone


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Like any sensible person, I do as much of my holiday shopping online as possible.

However, sometimes circumstance forces you to go out amongst the masses to acquire something in person.

In this... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2015



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