Quote of the moment:
Thanks to a spam email, I know how a kidney bean works.
In the war against weight gain, one man takes to the streets to make people aware of their carbohydrate intake. With an action-packed, high protein style, and a load of simple meal ideas, Carbo is rea... (Click to see more)
Coming this fall, to FOX television: what happens when you put 10 horny strangers on an island full of booze and drugs? Well, exactly what you'd expect, but this time, the catch is that one of them se... (Click to see more)
We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde... (Click to see more)
Okay, okay. This is real dumb, but hey, what can you do? I'm just trying to have a little fun here. Get off my back! ... (Click to see more)
It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici... (Click to see more)
Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ... (Click to see more)
Another from my recent work with SauceTown Magazine
A lovely book which any avid reader/online dating enthusiast should have on their shelf.... (Click to see more)
Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of... (Click to see more)
The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine.... (Click to see more)
Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids.... (Click to see more)