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JFK: Secret Gigolo


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Exposed!

JFK, like you've never seen him before. A compilation of recently-declassified documents and footage that reveal the secret life of the USA's 35th president.

It seems he was a statesman... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 03, 2013



John and Kate Plus Hate


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From the bowels of TLC's strategy department, comes this touching reality show about a half-wited guy, and a woman with a haircut that looks like a botched circumcision, who have collectively decided ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 25, 2013



Butt Slut Uppercut


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I heard that all the kids want to camp out on Black Friday to buy this new game.

It packs action, adventure, intrigue and prostitute-pummeling excitement.

I already can't wait for the DLC and th... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 21, 2013



DJ Stein


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Someone on the ol' social media put out a call for anyone to help them make a picture of Frankenstein's monster behind a DJ table.

It was easy enough, so I didn't even charge them.

Happy Hallowe... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 31, 2013



Never Forget again


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Danzig remembers. Do you?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 31, 2013



Cooklyn Style


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So it happened.

Raekwon is finally getting a cooking show, and he's gonna dish up a lot of that raw, hardcore cooking.

Coming soon.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 25, 2013



GALLERY: Government and Shit


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During October 2014, the inability of US politicians to reach a budget agreement led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Click here to see all about government and shit... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Has anybody seen this?


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So, Tim Curry was in this awful TV movie in 1986 called "The Worst Witch." Don't ask me how I know about this, I just do.

So anyhow, Tim Curry is some kind of god damned wizard or some shit, and hi... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 03, 2013



Taken 3: Taken In Space


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In this gripping sequel to "Taken," and "Taken 2: The Takening," a gritty Liam Neeson finds himself working at Chili's to make ends meet, and then, suddenly, out of the blue and completely unexpectedl... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 30, 2013



GALLERY: French Chickens Fucking


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I happened upon a French diagram of the common chicken's mating practices. I then proceeded to caption the rooster. Click here to see what it says... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2013



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