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Sex Toy Contest


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So then, I entered a contest to design a sex toy.
This was my design.

I made it usable by both sexes, and with a ghost-themed design, to capture the fetish market.

If I win, then they'll make m... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 21, 2013



Goebbels' Gerbils


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During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.

The project was top secret, and the ev... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 16, 2013



SFW Censorship


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So, I was challenged to make a Safe For Work version of a pornographic image.

I think I did alright. It conveys the point of the scene, while providing work-friendly coverings for all questionable ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 15, 2013



Ghost Hunters 2


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So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 12, 2013



A F├╝hrer for Christmas


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A little girl wants nothing else but a caring fatherly figure around for the holidays. She thought she didn't care who, until Adolf Hitler showed up to spend some quality time.

Watch their initiall... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 12, 2013



World's Worst Elephant


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Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.

This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 03, 2013



Ernest's last movie


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Towards the end of his days, Jim Varney, who portrays the titular Ernest, made a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
This being the final one, before he died, and presumably did indeed go to some manner ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 01, 2013



Burger King's getting creepy


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So, I was in a phase of doing odd things with pop-culture figures, and so I decided to utilize all the worst from the fast-food industry. The Burger King was already creepy, so I guess he's just telli... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Grimace gets down


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Another in a series of oddities featuring fast-food characters doing things that, while not entirely unexpected, aren't featured prominently in the commercials and media.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



Grimaceopod


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Another in my series of fast-food character... things.
I call this the "Grimaceopod," because it just seems apt.

No, I don't know why. I don't think I owe you all any explanations, especially when... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2013



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