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Roll Sleeves like an Asshole


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So, there was this guide to rolling up your sleeves that was put out by J. Bean or LL Crew or some yuppie-ass clothier, on how to roll your sleeves like a bro.
I made my own, more accurate reference.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 10, 2013



Sasq-watch!


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Everyone's favorite sasquatch-related newsmagazine.
From bottom to top, Sasq-Watch don't stop, covering all the latest in sasquatch news, fashion, and accessories, all from a gentleman's perspective.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 28, 2013



Wheel Of Rap


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Here's a fun activity, for the next time you or the kids are bored.
Cut out this wheel of "things rappers get" and spin it in order to decide what you'll do with the rest of the afternoon.

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Posted: Jun. 25, 2013



The Berenstain Bears


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I was going through my old trunks of childhood memories, and I found a Berenstain Bears book, which I have only recently discovered is long out of print. The reason it is out of print is because it de... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 24, 2013



Don't bother me; I'm shitting!


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Another in a series of videos culminating with a spirited reading of the word "bitch!"

In this case cobbled from footage shortly before they both get killed, in "Friday the 13th, Part V" - but I al... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 19, 2013



What are you on, bitch?


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Once again, Bill Dynamite informs a particularly spurious woman that she has breached a contractual agreement, and must be given a warning.

One in a series of video clips ending in "bitch!"... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 18, 2013



Lice: For Her!


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When you really want to show her you care, nothing says lovin' like a gift-wrapped box of Lice: For Her!

Available wherever finer parasites and lesser vermin are sold.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 13, 2013



Helping the Special People


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The original title of this book was "Helping The Retarded To Know God."

Not much better, eh? Still exploitative as hell, but there's not even any direct money in that, unlike staffing a brothel wit... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 13, 2013



Meat Tarts


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Sometimes, you want the flavor of melt-in-your-mouth steak, but don't have the time to go to the steakatorium.
Well, that's where my new Meat Tarts™ come in!

Just pop 'em in the toaster, and in ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 07, 2013



Emancipate your thirst


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When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 30, 2013



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