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This year, get her...

This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can....(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 14, 2019

Sustainable Gifts

Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?

Well, all these gift suggestions really respect th...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 15, 2018

Gift Ideas

Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 23, 2017

Bottom 10 gift ideas

In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...(Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 25, 2017

This Year, Get Her...

For a sweet Valentine's Day surprise, nothing beats the wholesome, mature character of a heaping handful of lovable, squirmy-wormy larvae!

"LARVA TODAY" magazine gives this suggestion a five-star r...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 12, 2014

Lice: For Her!

When you really want to show her you care, nothing says lovin' like a gift-wrapped box of Lice: For Her!

Available wherever finer parasites and lesser vermin are sold....(Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 13, 2013

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