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Trailer Zodiac

The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 16, 2021

A Texas Valentine

When you truly care about someone, you make sure they're provided with only the spiciest of hot sauces. Texas Red's new ghost pepper sauce will be sure to warm her heart, though it will also heat up o...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 13, 2021

Freestyle Manscaping

We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 14, 2020

Marketing Meeting Notes

You ever wonder exactly how some concepts for products and their advertising come into existence? Well, at the core of it all is a marketing meeting, where people gather to determine exactly how to se...(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 04, 2016

Alien vs. Good Taste

The hopes we all had for this movie when it first came out, all shattered. But we can just pretend that movie... and the series it spawned, just don't exist.
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Posted: May. 04, 2015

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