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REALaxe



This just reeks of more government overreach. First our IDs, now our axes? Where will it end? Also, I know it's been a bit. I've been climbing Mt. Everest, or maybe just scratching my ass....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 16, 2025



Tea Time!



Ever find yourself wondering "what is the perfect tea for my moods, which vary, and require different types of tea?" Well, fret not, you're probably just real dumb. If not, I have a handy chart, which...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 25, 2018



Time to Read!



We all wish we had more time to read, but sometimes modern life is so hectic, it can be hard to find a moment to indulge yourself. The United Literacy Council has a few tips to help find yourself some...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 19, 2017



Horoscopes!



You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2017



Guide to Internet BS



No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 22, 2017



More Oats N' Shit



A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

Yum!...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 18, 2015



Government and Shit #11



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 15, 2014



Government and Shit #12



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 15, 2014



Did You Know #4



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



The bears that love to SHIT!



So, everyone likes those bears that have a bold fascination with their own excrement, right?

Well, I made a series of images as relate to those bears and their inscrutable love of defecation. This ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #2



Another in the series known as "The Bears That Love To Shit."...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #3



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #4



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #5



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #6



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #7



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #8



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #9



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #10



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #11



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #12



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #13



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #14



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #15



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #16



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #17



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #18



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #19



Another in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!"...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Bears that love to shit - #20



Last entry in the series I like to call "The Bears That Love To SHIT!" - for now...

Alternate title: "let's do the shit warp again."...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



GALLERY: Bears that love to SHIT!



I made a series of images based on those cartoon bears that sell toilet paper. Man, those bears sure like to shit, in fact, they LOVE TO SHIT! Click to see how much....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2014



Government and Shit #1



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #2



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #3



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #4



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #5



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #6



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #7



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #8



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #9



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #10



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Honey I Took A Huge Dump



The latest in Rock Moranis' series of films beginning with "Honey, I..." - it's "Honey, I Took A Huge Dump!"

It's a story about an eccentric inventor who manages to invent a revolutionary new kind ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 10, 2013









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