Because we know you have concerns, about straws, and about turtles. So we listened. Kinda. I mean, we caught the important bits. Pretty sure....
Posted: Jan. 03, 2019
Do you want to buy gifts for your friends and family, but don't want the gluttonous consumerism of the season lead you to buy against your values?
Posted: Dec. 15, 2018
Unpopular Church Names
Survey results for the least-popular names for churches in the United States....
Posted: Nov. 29, 2018
It's a dog's life
I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life....
Posted: Nov. 21, 2018
Sheriffs in small towns never seem to do much. In the movies, anyhow. We all know that law enforcement officers in real life are upstanding collectors of speeding-ticket revenue for the small town the...
Posted: Oct. 31, 2018
The Art and Science...
The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
Posted: Sep. 06, 2018
Labor Day Fun!
What to do this Labor Day?
Posted: Sep. 03, 2018
You can really taste the mummy....
Posted: Aug. 17, 2018
Because you's broke.
Ever been so broke you couldn't even afford name-brand ramen noodles? Well, HONKmart® has the product for you! Stock up at the low, low price of 2 cents each. ...
Posted: Aug. 02, 2018
The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!...
Posted: Jul. 24, 2018