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Freestyle Manscaping

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We've all been there. You're bored, been cooped-up in the house for who even knows how long, and you just finished shaving your face, and are ready to jump in the shower, when you look down, and wonde... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 14, 2020

Ol' Quentin

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Okay, okay. This is real dumb, but hey, what can you do? I'm just trying to have a little fun here. Get off my back! ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 04, 2020

Corona Virus Names

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It's an outbreak! A global pandemic! Shit's getting cray (possibly even cray-cray) out there, and people are being locked down and quarantined. However, I swear people are calling this disease, offici... (Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 23, 2020

Happy Valentine's Day

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Yeah, I know. Everyone does one of these. Well, you know what? I can follow trends if I want to! I can have the good, clean(uh) fun that comes from giving those candy hearts a good send-up. Enjoy. Or ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 13, 2020

Book Club #3

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Another from my recent work with SauceTown Magazine
A lovely book which any avid reader/online dating enthusiast should have on their shelf.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 30, 2020

Don't Ask Santa!

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Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 23, 2019

Award-winning performances

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The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 12, 2019

Country Bill!

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Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 25, 2019

It's PETA-approved!

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Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 18, 2019

Oh, John.

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John Travolta is allowed in front of a camera yet again, this time taking advantage of the fact that apparently nobody will stop him. Behold the 90 minutes that terrified a nation.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 29, 2019

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