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I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...



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Sometimes, you're in a rush. It's modern times, and nobody ever has time to devote their full attention to anything anymore! Crazy to think you can sit even your own family down for ten, or even five ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 07, 2015



Did u know? Hollywood Edition.


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Time for some more fun facts, this time, some things you may not have known about popular films.

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Posted: Aug. 06, 2015



No Bully, pls!


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It's back-to-school season, and this is something every parent should consider purchasing for their children. Better safe than sorry, you know.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 05, 2015



Imperial Russian Porn


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What would have happened if Tsar Nicholas II wasn't executed by the filthy Bolsheviks, and had fled to California to get a fresh start on life? Find out when you watch "Porn Tsar" - the heartwarming a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 31, 2015



DMX-mas


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Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015



Proverb #10


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Sometimes, it's about more than hard work to achieve your goals.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 29, 2015



Proverb #9


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I can vouch for the veracity of this bit of ancient wisdom.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 28, 2015



Proverb #8


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Who knew it would be as easy as all that?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this proverb, while certainly forgotten, was forgotten relatively recently.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 27, 2015



Proverb #7


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Sometimes, we need a little wisdom before we can bring ourselves to face the day. A little encouragement from those who came before us.
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Posted: Jul. 26, 2015



Proverb #6


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I think Ben Franklin might have said this one, but I can't seem to find an attribution confirming this.
He was a wise fellow.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 25, 2015



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