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I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...



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No Bully, pls!


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It's back-to-school season, and this is something every parent should consider purchasing for their children. Better safe than sorry, you know.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 05, 2015



Imperial Russian Porn


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What would have happened if Tsar Nicholas II wasn't executed by the filthy Bolsheviks, and had fled to California to get a fresh start on life? Find out when you watch "Porn Tsar" - the heartwarming a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 31, 2015



DMX-mas


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Coming this holiday season, a down-and-out rapper witnesses terrorists kidnapping none other than Santa Claus in a back alley after a dice game on Christmas Eve.

Finding his magical sleigh down the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 30, 2015



Proverb #10


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Sometimes, it's about more than hard work to achieve your goals.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 29, 2015



Proverb #9


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I can vouch for the veracity of this bit of ancient wisdom.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 28, 2015



Proverb #8


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Who knew it would be as easy as all that?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this proverb, while certainly forgotten, was forgotten relatively recently.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 27, 2015



Proverb #7


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Sometimes, we need a little wisdom before we can bring ourselves to face the day. A little encouragement from those who came before us.
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Posted: Jul. 26, 2015



Proverb #6


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I think Ben Franklin might have said this one, but I can't seem to find an attribution confirming this.
He was a wise fellow.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 25, 2015



Proverb #5


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It's true. Problems only grow if you let them. However, sometimes some old-school advice can get those problems solved. Try it, won't you?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 24, 2015



Mac Os?


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Ever the innovators, Apple has managed to blow the lid off the breakfast market with its snazzy new iFood. For a reasonably modest entry cost (plus subscription fees), you too can own the breakfast ce... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 23, 2015



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