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Award-winning performances

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The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 12, 2019

Country Bill!

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Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 25, 2019

It's PETA-approved!

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Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 18, 2019

Oh, John.

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John Travolta is allowed in front of a camera yet again, this time taking advantage of the fact that apparently nobody will stop him. Behold the 90 minutes that terrified a nation.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 29, 2019

Another Bestseller!

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In this month's SauceTown Magazine, there's a review of this wonderful book, which contains all sorts of tips, tricks, and secrets with regard to avoiding baby showers.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 15, 2019

New from Hostess!

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The snack cake you've been waiting for is finally here. Pure, creamy, whipped pork meets decadent chocolate cake for a flavor combination that will have you oinking for more! Available wherever fine p... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 29, 2019

Earth Day 2019!

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It's Earth Day once again. Here are six tips to help you in your quest to be more conscious of the Earth and Earth accessories.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 22, 2019

Grand Theft Wagon

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New from Rockstar Games: Oregon Trail. The gritty game of pioneer life, death, and everything in between.

Reserve your copy today!... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 01, 2019

This year, get her...

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This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 14, 2019

Consult your doctor

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Ask your doctor if it's right for you. Side effects include not being able to ride a bike for a while.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 31, 2019

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