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Deuce Buggalo!


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This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.

When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Pos... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2012



Kony's Kidz


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Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 26, 2012



The Fucking Tree


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I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 17, 2012



Watermelon Rape


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One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 29, 2012



You got the duck-bill...


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You got the duck-bill; lizard, too.

A commentary on "duck face" self-photos, or just something that happened because I had a pringles commercial from the early 1990s stuck in my head?

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Posted: Jan. 25, 2012



Martin Luther King Day!


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Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.

We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 16, 2012



Strictly for my H.I.P.P.O.S.


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Tupac's lost album "Strictly for my H.I.P.P.O.S" - only recently recovered from an abandoned recording studio. Soon to be digitally remastered and released for sale, and the Tupac hologram will rejoic... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 28, 2011



Pepperspray Cop vs. Abe


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That pepperspray cop who maced the shit out of a bunch of cowering hippies was the subject of a whole lot of mockery for the iconic photo of him casually walking by and hitting them all with sweet pac... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 23, 2011



Smack and Me


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The story of a boy who goes off to summer camp and ends up with a heroin habit that changes his life.

Before, he was a bookish nerd who had trouble making friends, but ever since he started shootin... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 14, 2011



Mophand McKnifestabber


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Everyone fondly recalls those touching coming-of-age movies we all watched when we were adolescents. Well, this is probably my favorite of the bunch.

Those kids learned a lot about living from the ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 07, 2011



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