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Your Horosope



One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, jus...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 20, 2021



Birthday Sauce!



Do you like condiments?
Do you like vague, semi-numerological assertions based on your birthday?
Boy, do I ever have a chart for you!
All sorts of... sciences... were used to help construct this ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 13, 2020



More Horoscopes



Star signs. The zodiac. Horoscopes. Astrology. Mumbo. Jumbo. Hocus. Pocus? Whatever you want to call it, it's here, and it's as real as anything on the Internet.

What does the future hold for you?...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 30, 2018



Horoscopes!



You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict w...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2017



the Astro-Bastards



Coming this winter to a theater near you.

The cold uterus of space is ready to deliver, and it's up to a crew of two professional infant exterminators to stop it before it kills everything onboard ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 26, 2015



Man... or Afro Man?



So, Man or Astro-Man and Afroman decided to team up and release an album. Here's the preview of the album cover....(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 23, 2013









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