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Nog! The Musical

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It's a musical about the world's, like, 2nd or 3rd favorite holiday beverage. With such rousing numbers as "ask not for whom the egg nogs," and "nearer my nog to thee," this passionate off-off-off Bro... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 04, 2020

Black Friday Bingo 2020

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It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 27, 2020


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It's that time of year again. Family gatherings still happen, and sometimes, the stress of being with family can drive a man to do heinous deeds. This Thanksgiving, you'll be dying to see what Uncle C... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 26, 2020

Need For BEEF!

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Coming soon to PlayStation 5: the high-impact, adrenaline-pumping, cattle-driving game of high stakes, and high-impact action! Take control of one of dozens of cowboys, vaqueros, ranchers, or rustlers... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 21, 2020

Birthday Sauce!

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Do you like condiments?
Do you like vague, semi-numerological assertions based on your birthday?
Boy, do I ever have a chart for you!
All sorts of... sciences... were used to help construct this ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 13, 2020

View-Master: Internet Edition

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Remember those boxy orange View-Master toys? Where you'd have stereoscopic images of the great sights of the world, on discs with slides you'd advance by pushing down on a lever? Well, like a lot of o... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2020

Just Caws!

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When murder is in the air, and someone is framed for a crime he did not commit, it takes a special kind of attorney to seek the truth. Coming this Halloween, a talking crow must prove his client's inn... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 02, 2020

Worst-Named Sex Toys

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There are a lot of "adult toys" out there. Legions and legions of them, all ready to provide varying degrees of stimulation to the genitalia of eager adults in search of satisfaction. All with varying... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 16, 2020

Relative Toilet Comfort Levels

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Home is where the heart is, perhaps, but home is definitely where you'd probably rather use the john.

Here's a list of the relative comfort factors of various places to take a dump "in the wild." I... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 06, 2020

Instant Zoomer

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Generation Z, or Zoomers, as they're also known, are the generation born between 1998 and 2012. They seem to have invented a unique library of nearly-monosyllabic vernacular expressions which can, and... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 06, 2020

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