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Xtreme SPAM!


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New from Hormel, a SPAM as X-TREME as you are!
Grab some for your on-the-go lifestyle of skateboarding, boogieboarding, surfboarding, and trainee onboarding.

ACTION HAM!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 19, 2021



Baby shower etiquette


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Ever been invited to a baby shower? Ever been monumentally bored by the event? Would you like to learn time-tested, professional methods to not only get removed from a baby shower, but to in all likel... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 12, 2021



Pacific Heatwave 2021


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End of June, 2021, and the Pacific Northwestern United States (where I happen to be) is enduring record-breaking heat. The typically mild and rainy climate has temporarily (I hope) given way to temper... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 28, 2021



Is it addictive?


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Presenting a simple flowchart to determine if you should refer to a given product as "addictive" or not.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 21, 2021



The Google Experience™


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A brief recollection of my experiences with the now all-powerful Google company and vague sense of dread.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 19, 2021



Trailer Zodiac


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The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 16, 2021



Urf Day 2021


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It's Urf Day again! Oh, wait. I guess it was last week. Well, no matter. Because where I come from, it's URF DAY ERRYDAY! So enjoy these handy tips on how to make your life more eco-conscious.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 29, 2021



Missing My Baby


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Our test phrase is "missing my baby," and it is being run through various musical genres. Watch and learn.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2021



Easter Poll Results


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It's that time again: Easter. Beyond chocolate, Jesus, and holdovers from odd pagan fertility traditions, Easter is full of an abundance of activities. This site polled dozens of working adults in the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 03, 2021



Your Horosope


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One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, jus... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 20, 2021



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