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So, with all the alt-school models floating around these days, I figured there needs to be one centered around a more thrashing-oriented structure that encourages kids to learn as fast as their tolera... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 27, 2014

HorseSex Sim

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So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen.

I played it for about five minutes before determining that
a) people need to stop m... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 21, 2014

Hot Dogs!

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Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, hotdogs... in your dreams, in every mirror, lurking behind every corner, on every painting, every billboard, every tree, leaf, and flower. Hotdogs, hot dogs, hotd... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 13, 2014

Diagnosis: Hulkamania

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Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 12, 2014

Relative Units of Measure

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In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 30, 2014

The Great Ant Struggle

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In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?

Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved b... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 03, 2014

Buttsex Island

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From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 01, 2014

Kill Bill Cosby

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Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near y... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 30, 2014

Impossible Sausage

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This winter, four friends discover an abandoned bratwurst museum behind a popular shopping mall, and end up being forced to somehow eat a full serving of sausage with some kind of crazy bullshit locke... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 20, 2014

Bumper Sticker Guide #2

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Bumper sticker analysis: THE REVENGE!
Part 2 of until people stop pissing me off.
Part 1 can be found here, in case you missed it.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 19, 2014

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