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Is it addictive?


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Presenting a simple flowchart to determine if you should refer to a given product as "addictive" or not.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 21, 2021



The Google Experience™


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A brief recollection of my experiences with the now all-powerful Google company and vague sense of dread.... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 19, 2021



Trailer Zodiac


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The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star ... (Click to see more)



Posted: May. 16, 2021



Urf Day 2021


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It's Urf Day again! Oh, wait. I guess it was last week. Well, no matter. Because where I come from, it's URF DAY ERRYDAY! So enjoy these handy tips on how to make your life more eco-conscious.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 29, 2021



Missing My Baby


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Our test phrase is "missing my baby," and it is being run through various musical genres. Watch and learn.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2021



Easter Poll Results


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It's that time again: Easter. Beyond chocolate, Jesus, and holdovers from odd pagan fertility traditions, Easter is full of an abundance of activities. This site polled dozens of working adults in the... (Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 03, 2021



Your Horosope


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One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, jus... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 20, 2021



St. Pat's Day bingo, pandemic edition!


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I've done St. Patrick's Day bingo before, but it's different now. While some places are back in business like nothing ever happened, an abundance of locales are still hobbled by anti-virus precautions... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 16, 2021



KISS Potato Chute


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The band KISS are known for their almost Star Wars-tier marketing of products with their gimmicks on it, and this is no exception. Ever wanted mashed potatoes to slip into your stomach, right from Gen... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 06, 2021



Hot Sauce Sex Life!


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It's kind of like a horoscope. It's also not at all like a horoscope. Pick your favorite hot sauce, or one that's adjacent to it, since there's no way I could fit every hot sauce onto this chart. Thes... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 27, 2021



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