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Pacific Heatwave 2021



End of June, 2021, and the Pacific Northwestern United States (where I happen to be) is enduring record-breaking heat. The typically mild and rainy climate has temporarily (I hope) given way to temper...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 28, 2021



The Google Experience™



A brief recollection of my experiences with the now all-powerful Google company and vague sense of dread....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 19, 2021



Missing My Baby



Our test phrase is "missing my baby," and it is being run through various musical genres. Watch and learn....(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 16, 2021



St. Pat's Day bingo, pandemic edition!



I've done St. Patrick's Day bingo before, but it's different now. While some places are back in business like nothing ever happened, an abundance of locales are still hobbled by anti-virus precautions...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 16, 2021



Setting Expectations Early



Sometimes, everyone has a bad day. It's the job of parents everywhere to let kids know that nothing's ever so bad that it couldn't possibly be worse. Thus, we turn to the old standards that we all rea...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 02, 2021



Black Friday Bingo 2020



It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 27, 2020



Grand Theft Wagon



New from Rockstar Games: Oregon Trail. The gritty game of pioneer life, death, and everything in between.

Reserve your copy today!...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 01, 2019



Goose Fact



Ah, the splendor of the natural world and all its creatures. ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 04, 2018



The Oregon Life



Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 12, 2017



Uber/Lyft Bingo



Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 23, 2017



Safe Search: OFF!



You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 10, 2017



My first what now?



Living in a police state as we do, it's sometimes tough to explain certain concepts to kids. Concepts like why an authority figure might need to thumb their buttholes for reasons of security, and why ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 21, 2017



Harambe - The Movie



Coming soon to a theater near you, the touching story of a boy, an ape, their love, and the national tragedy that followed. I don't usually do memes, but when I do, well... here ya go....(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 14, 2016



Poli-ticks!



A military genetics program is being displayed before congress, but then all hell breaks loose, and now both the House and the Senate are fighting for their lives. Nobody can abstain when faced with t...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 30, 2016



Pokémon Go? Hell no.



Well, Pokémon GO is all the rage these days. It's supposedly revolutionary because it gets people up and active, interacting with video game elements in reality. That's all well and good, but I'm not...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2016



Organic Yogurt, yum?



Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 26, 2016



Cinco De Drinko



It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for ou...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 05, 2016



St. Patrick's Day Bingo



It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 17, 2016



Psycho Couple Bingo



We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2016



Little Golden Books



We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015



Public Transit Bingo



So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.

They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 10, 2015



Planned Parenthorse?



So, I guess there was a big fight in Congress recently about that Planned Parenthood place. Seems one side likes it, and one side dislikes it.

In American politics, you get compromise where you mak...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 29, 2015



GoiterPro™



Have you ever dreamed of a better way to manage your goiter, and/or streamline the process of purchasing goiter-related supplies?

Well, from the makers of "We're sure it's cancer" WebMD, comes Goit...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 07, 2015



King Who?



You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 07, 2015



Honor Goiter



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
Here's #2.


To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



Don't steal!



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #5.
Watch out for that government!

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



Those uncouth deities



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #14.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



Thrift Store Item Guide



You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?

Well, I've made a handy-dandy chart to let you know perhaps some of the ups...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 07, 2015



Golden Girls 2014



Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2014



Government and Shit #11



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 15, 2014



Government and Shit #12



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 15, 2014



JFK: Secret Gigolo



Exposed!

JFK, like you've never seen him before. A compilation of recently-declassified documents and footage that reveal the secret life of the USA's 35th president.

It seems he was a statesman...(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 03, 2013



Government and Shit #1



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #2



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #3



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #4



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #5



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #6



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #7



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #8



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #9



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Government and Shit #10



During October of 2013, the inability of US politicians to reach an agreement on some sort of budget led to a shutdown of the federal government for a few days. Naturally, this led to talk of governme...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 04, 2013



Goebbels' Gerbils



During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.

The project was top secret, and the ev...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 16, 2013



World's Worst Elephant



Let me tell you something about this elephant.
This fucking elephant right here, is a motherfucker.

This elephant lives in a zoo in the US state of Oregon. His fucking name is "Packy" (get it!) an...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 03, 2013



Don't bother me; I'm shitting!



Another in a series of videos culminating with a spirited reading of the word "bitch!"

In this case cobbled from footage shortly before they both get killed, in "Friday the 13th, Part V" - but I al...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 19, 2013



Helping the Special People



The original title of this book was "Helping The Retarded To Know God."

Not much better, eh? Still exploitative as hell, but there's not even any direct money in that, unlike staffing a brothel wit...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 13, 2013









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